One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's testicles !!
Two little boys
After a hardy rainstorm filled all the potholes in the streets and alleys, a young mother watched her two little boys playing in the puddle through her kitchen window.
The older of the two, a five year old lad, grabbed his sibling by the back of his head and shoved his face into the water hole.
As the boy recovered and stood laughing and dripping, the mother runs to the yard in a panic.
" Why on earth did you do that to your little brother?!" she asks as she shook the older boy in anger.
"We were just playing 'church' mommy, " he said.
"And I was just baptizing him.....in the name of the Father, the Son and in...the hole-he-goes."
Missing Husband
Rick was in trouble. He forgot his
wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She
told him ' Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift
in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6
seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!' The next morning
Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife
woke, she looked out the window and sure enough there
was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the
driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She
opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Rick
has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.
wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She
told him ' Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift
in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6
seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!' The next morning
Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife
woke, she looked out the window and sure enough there
was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the
driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She
opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Rick
has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.
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