whirled to the land of OZ. They finally made it to the Emerald City
and went to find the Great Wizard.
What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said: I've come for some
courage. No Problem! said the Wizard . Who's next?
Richard Nixon stepped forward, Well, I think I need a heart. Done!
says the Wizard.
Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz? Up stepped Bush and
said, I'm told by the American people that I need a brain. No problem!
said the Wizard. Consider it done.
Then there is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just
standing there, looking around, But he doesnt say a word. Irritated,
the Wizard finally asks, Well, what do you want?
IS DOROTHY HERE?