Watch for these consolidations in 2008

1) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2) PolyGram Records, Warner Bros., and Zest Crackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner, Cracker.


3) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood.


4) Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa .


5) FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.


6) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.


7) Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
PouponPants.


8) Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!
9) Stop & Shop Supermarkets and A&P Supermarkets will become:
Stop & P.


And finally........


10) Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:
Titty Titty Bang Bang.