Roy, an undertaker in Pennsylvania came home with a black eye.
"What happened to you?" asked his wife."
I had a terrible day," replies Roy ."I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep.
When I got there, the manager said they couldn't get him into a
Body bag because he had this huge erection.
Anyway, I find the room and, sure enough, there's this big naked guy lying on the bed with this huge erection.
So I grabbed it with both hands and tried to snap it in half."
"I see," says his wife. "But how did you get the black eye?"
Roy replies, "Wrong room!"
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