Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in Human Resources and states that she wants to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks,"What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"
The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."
Costume Ball
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited
to a fancy costume ball. He doesn't know what to wear
to hide his head and his leg, so he writes to a costume
company and explains the problem.
A few days later he receives a parcel with a note.
"Dear Sir, please find enclosed a pirates outfit. The
spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with
your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate."
The man thinks this is terrible because they have just
been very politically incorrect by emphasizing his wooden
leg, so he writes a very rude letter of complaint.
A week passes and he receives another parcel and a note
which says, "Dear Sir, sorry about before, please find
enclosed a monks habit. The long robe will cover your
wooden leg, and with your bald head you will really
look the part." Now the man is really annoyed since
they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing
his bald head. He now writes the company an extremely
rude letter about being politically incorrect.
The next day he receives a small parcel and a note which
reads: "Dear Sir, please find enclosed a jar of caramel.
Pour the jar of caramel over your bald head, stick your
wooden leg up your ass, and go as a candied apple!"
to a fancy costume ball. He doesn't know what to wear
to hide his head and his leg, so he writes to a costume
company and explains the problem.
A few days later he receives a parcel with a note.
"Dear Sir, please find enclosed a pirates outfit. The
spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with
your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate."
The man thinks this is terrible because they have just
been very politically incorrect by emphasizing his wooden
leg, so he writes a very rude letter of complaint.
A week passes and he receives another parcel and a note
which says, "Dear Sir, sorry about before, please find
enclosed a monks habit. The long robe will cover your
wooden leg, and with your bald head you will really
look the part." Now the man is really annoyed since
they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing
his bald head. He now writes the company an extremely
rude letter about being politically incorrect.
The next day he receives a small parcel and a note which
reads: "Dear Sir, please find enclosed a jar of caramel.
Pour the jar of caramel over your bald head, stick your
wooden leg up your ass, and go as a candied apple!"
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