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Missing Husband

Rick was in trouble. He forgot his
wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She
told him ' Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift
in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6
seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!' The next morning
Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife
woke, she looked out the window and sure enough there
was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the
driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She
opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Rick
has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.