Babtist Shampoo

While shopping in a grocery store, two Baptist
church ladies happened
to pass by the beer, wine, and liquor section.
One asked the other if
she would like a beer.
The second good Baptist sister answered that,
indeed, it would be very
nice to have one, but that she would feel
uncomfortable about
purchasing it.
The first sister replied that she would handle
that without a problem.
She picked up a six-pack and took it to the
cashier.
The cashier had a surprised look, so the good
Baptist sister said,
'This is for washing our hair.'
Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached
under the counter and put
a package of pretzel sticks in the bag with the
beer. 'The curlers are
on me.'