Food For Thought

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?

If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't
people from Holland called, "Holes"?

If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia,
would you get a Phillip's Screwdriver?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts,"
and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other
penny?

Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a
broker?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just
stale bread to begin with.

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist,
but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

If horrific means to make horrible, doesn't terrific
mean to make terrible?

Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

"I am." is reportedly the shortest sentence in the
English language. Could it be that "I Do." is the longest
sentence?

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

Why is it that if someone tells you that there are
1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them,
but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will
have to touch it to be sure?