2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo
magazine and your NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant-sized dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
"Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition.
Back in about an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked
the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think
Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
Anyways, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait in your
truck till I get back."
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