Two-Story House

A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.
The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says,
"Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce."

"Because," the man says,"I live in a two-story house."

The Judge replies, "What kind of a reason is that? What
is the big deal about a two-story house?"

The man answers, "Well Judge, one story is 'I have a
headache' and the other story is 'It's that time of
the month.'"