Olympic Wrestling Matchup

An Olympic wrestler from the United States is about
to face the international champion, a huge Russian,
in his weight class. As the match is about to begin,
his coach warns him, "Don't let him get you into the
Double Pretzel Bend -- no one can get out of that hold
once it's applied!" The wrestler agrees to do his best
and runs to the center of the mat to meet his opponent.

Well, the match starts and as things would go, the American
wrestler finds himself caught in the Russian's double
pretzel bend. His shoulder blades are getting pushed
closer and closer to the mat -- it's almost over. He
looks up towards the ceiling and sees this guy's testicles
hanging inches from his face. So he thinks, what the
hell, I'm about to lose the match -- so he chomps down
.. HARD!

The next thing you know, there's an unnerving scream
of pain, the American and Russian wrestlers seem to
explode off the mat, and when the all is said and done,
the American ends up on top of the Russian and pins
him. As he walks off the mat, his coach greets him
and says, "That was incredible, I've never seen anyone
escape the Double Pretzel Bend. How in the world did
you do it?" The American wrestler replies,

"Anything is possible after you bite your own nuts!!!"