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Going fishing

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took
place.

First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing
this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the
house next weekend."

Second guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her
a new deck for the pool."

Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will
remodel the kitchen for her."

They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a
word. So they asked him. You haven't said anything about what you had to do
to be able to come fishing this weekend. " What's the deal?"

Fourth guy: " I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off
my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, " Fishing or Sex" and she said, "
Wear a Sweater."