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Liver and Cheese

There's a Chihuahua and a Pit Bull sitting at the bar.
In walks a hottie of a Poodle, strutting her stuff.
The bartender bets both of them that they could not
pick up on her, with a line using the words "liver"
and "cheese".

The Pit Bull goes first and walks proudly over to her
and says "I got some liver back at my place." She turns
her nose up, and looks the other way. He then says "I
bet when you cut the cheese, it smells sweet." She
almost gagged with disgust, and was getting ready to
walk out, when the Chihuahua rolls up, and says "Liver
alone, cheese mine!"