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The New Orleans Saints New Quarterback

The coach had put together the perfect team
for the New Orleans Saints.
The only thing that was missing was a good
quarterback. He had scouted all
the colleges and even the Canadian and
European Leagues, but he couldn't
find a ringer who could ensure a Super
Bowl win.



Then one night while watching CNN he
saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan .
In one corner of the background,
he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier
with a truly incredible arm. He
threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th
story window 100 yards
away.



KABOOM!



He
threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a
chimney.




KA-BLOOEY!



Then he threw another at a passing
car going 90 mph.




BULLS-EYE!



"I've got to get this guy!" Coach
said to himself. "He has the perfect
arm!"




So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great
game of
football.
And the Saints go on to win the Super
Bowl.



The young Afghan is hailed as the great
hero of football, and when the
coach
asks him what he wants, all the
young man wants is to call his mother.



"Mom," he
says into the phone, "I just won the Super
Bowl!"



"I don't want to talk to you, the old
Muslim woman says."You are not
my
son!




"I don't think you
understand, Mother," the young man pleads.
"I've won the
greatest
sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands
of my
adoring

fans."



"No! Let me tell you!" his mother
retorts. "At this very moment, there are
gunshots all around us. The
neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two
brothers were beaten within
an inch of their lives last week, and I have to
keep your sister in the
house so she doesn't get raped!" The old lady
pauses
and then
tearfully says,



"I will never
forgive you for making us move to New Orleans!"