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Admission Test

Three nuns died and went to Heaven. At the Pearly Gates they were met by St. Peter. He told them that in order
to get into Heaven they had to answer a skill testing question. They all agreed.

He asked the lst one, "Who was the first man on earth?"
She said, "Oh that's easy," and then she answered, "Adam."
The Pearly Gates swung open, the angels started to sing, and she flew up into Heaven.

He asked the 2nd nun, "Who was the first woman on earth?" She said, "Oh that's easy too," and then she said, "Eve."
The Pearly Gates swung open, the angels started to sing, and she flew up into Heaven.

He asked the 3rd one, "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam."
She said, "That's a hard one, isn't it?" The Pearly Gates swung open, the angels started to sing...