Italian Bread

Two old guys, one 85 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park
bench one morning.

The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short
of breath. The 85-year-old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what
he did to have so much energy.

The 87-year-old said; "Well, I eat Italian bread every day. It keeps
your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home, the 85-year-old stops at the bakery. A s he was
looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.

He said, "Do you have any Italian bread?" She said, "Yes, there's a
whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I want 5 loaves."

She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves..by the time you get to the 5th loaf,
it'll be hard!"

He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows about
this Italian bread thing but me."