Boy and his Train

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her
five-year-old son playing with his new electric train
in the living room. She heard the train stop and her
son saying, "All you bastards who want off, get the
hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all you
bastards who are getting on, get your asses in the train,
'cause we're going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't
use that kind of language in this house. Now I want
you to go to your room and you are to stay there for
two hours. When you come out, you may play with your
train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and
resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped
and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who
are disembarking the train, please remember to take
all your belongings with you. We thank you for traveling
with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one."
She then hears the boy continue, "For those o f you
just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage
under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the
train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing
journey with us today." Just as the mother began to
smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed
off about the two hour delay, please see the bitch in
the kitchen."