End of the Honeymoon

A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
"Well," said her mother, "so how was the honeymoon, honey?"

"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."
Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned home, Sam started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard before! I mean all these awful 4-letter words. You've gotta take me home...PLEASE MAMA!"

"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "Calm down. You need to stay with your husband and work this thing out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT 4-letter words?"

"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful. PULEEZE, COME GET ME, MAMA!"

"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has gotten you so upset. Tell your mother about those horrible 4-letter words."

Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama...he used words like: dust, wash, iron, and cook."

"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," the mother said.