Camping Trip

Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her
husband, who was a Scout Leader, was sick so she volunteered
to take over for him one weekend. She got everyone together
and assigned different duties to each scout.

Gabby was responsible for the food supplies, Mike would
be the cook this trip, Johnnie was responsible for their
maps and making up a time schedule, Tim was to decide
on their events, and to fit them into Johnnie's schedule
and Sally would test all their equipment before setting
out.

They arrived at Big Moose Mountain and everyone was
excited. They arrived right on schedule and were getting
ready for their first event - hiking up the mountain.
But first, they wanted to get something to eat. So Sally
asked Mike if he would prepare the meal and, of course,
Mike said he would.

About 10 minutes later he came back and told Sally,
"I can't make the supper. I can't light a fire with
the matches you brought."

Sally replied, "I don't understand! Those matches should
be perfectly fine. I tested them all just before we
left."